#do y'all see the vision

[brain-rot-central]

That post about Astarion speaking Elvish...

Ok but Astarion fucking someone and panting Elvish into their ear. Just... unloading his deepest confessions of love because he's within the safety of his partner not understanding.

"I love you, I love you, please don't ever leave me, need you, need you, I hate how much I need you."

Or, conversely, AA:

"I love you, come back to me, I am nothing without you, I need you, need you, please, darling, my darling, my bride, my consort, the only one who owns my deadened heart."

[hvnnigrvhm]

which could mean nothing

[le-trash-prince]

4MINUTES (2024)

[deliriuxe]

Fuck, I need me a darker timeline of Baggs joining Nightmare's gang where Nightmare is not-so-nice to his subordinates, and upon Baggs' detest or even defiance of such treatment of those presently under his care, Nightmare decides to forego his usual punishments and instead forcibly corrupt the Doctor's mind and soul: whether through Nightmare's Negativity/Magic, brainwashing, or a combination of both...

[zukosdualdao]

zutara + alexander smith / being alive, company / peace, taylor swift / the good place / i am you, uncle lucius

[sylveon-official]

the only way i will accept angel getting into heaven before husk is if angel gets to go down to the hotel as his day job as like an angel of redemption to guide the residents

and GUESS who is bartending late one night when angel shows up for his first shift

angel smiles through his tears, "still waitin' up for me, huh?"

husk freezes before deflating and huffs a wet laugh, "cuz you always come home eventually"

:')

[hollie-san]

Yes, Princess, I've found you, at last.

[bismuth-y]

Rip Arthur Lester, you would've loved Epic the musical

[bubble-popping]

This is dreamnoblade

[msnihilist]

[navlaanchair]

it's up to you to traumatize your children

[do-or-dichotomy]

boy, so confusing.

lyrics | interview (transcript snippet by me) | confessions of a pariah

[aubleb0b]

Hello midague nation

I'm cooking something up for y'all 😏

[jerichothejester]

Hello Hannibal and Interview with the vampire fans, please indulge a bit in this crossover ship if you will.

[realsocks]

So I've seen a couple of modern One Piece aus that imagine the gang in a bunch of different sports and I've notice Sanji typically gets assigned dancer roles (no shame, live your best fandom life) But follow me on a little counterpoint for a minute

Sanji is, at heart, a mixed martial artist with anger management issues. Similar to dancing, these sports require lots of technique, plus insane balance and flexibility. Sanji is a ridiculously high strung individual (is straight up introduced beating up a customer who annoyed him, the retail worker dream), he would need regular sparring sessions to survive the real world. Like imagine, line cooking by day, sparring by night. He cooks, cleans and has great hygiene. The secret is that he has no rizz. Man's a cringe-fail gentleman who hangs out with much cooler martial artists (iva and the drag queens) on the weekends.

In a similar vein, imagine Zoro as a prima ballerina. I have no experience with other forms but any type of dance requires an insane amount of training and focus to perform (professional ballet alone is a 6-7 hours a day, 6 days a week kinda deal). The details of some techniques MATTER to the point (ha) a person needs to start practicing from like 5 to pull off correctly. These people are insane, they will actively ignore injuries to keep going. Like, many ballerinas will jump back into practice after casually pulling off their toenails.

So picture Roronoa "I will keep fighting while actively bleeding out" Zoro as a trained dancer. One of the most dedicated people you will ever meet, who also categorically refuses to wash his clothes. Yes, he can easily lift any of his partners, his fouettes are to die for, and no, he hasn't showered or worn deodorant in a year.

[lesbianambulon]

I wonder if Cybertronians have marching/rally/morale songs for their respective faction? Please that'd be so cool. I can see them marching into battle singing their sparks out.